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(don't fear the) NINJA

by Uncle Monsterface

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(you're a ninja, he's a ninja, that guy's a ninja!) Ninjas are hiding Creeping everywhere Their time they are biding Before they get you in your chair… There's a Ninja in the basement, There''s a Ninja in the tree, There's a Ninja behind the hedge, and he's comin' (he's comin' for) me (thee). Perched upon a precipice Throwing star in hand You really cannot mess with this Ninja, understand? (Knife-hand! Sidekick!!) There's a Ninja in the basement, There''s a Ninja in the tree, There's a Ninja behind the hedge, and he's comin' (he's comin' for) me (thee). *** According to Wikipedia, the Ninja is also known as the Shinobi, (shi-no-biiiiii…revenge of…) Covert mercenaries from feudal Japan. Functions of the Ninja included, but were not limited to: Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, and Assassination. (That's a lot of jobs…That's a lot of jobs…That's a lot of jobs…That's a lot of jobs…) Like their functions, and their origins, precise abilities are also shrouded in mystery. But said abilities included, but were not limited to: Shape-shifting, Flight, Invisibility, and Elemental Control! I wanna be a Ninja! (you're a ninja you're a you're a you're a ninja… you're a ninja you're a you're a you're a ninja…) Secret by design, shrouded in fear, Two weapons they liked, two weapons I hear… Two weapons…Two weapons…Two weapons…Two weapons… Two weapons…Two weapons…Two weapons… (they were:) KATANA! and a THROWING STAR! KATANA! and a THROWING STAR! (there's a ninja in the basement, there's a ninja in the tree, there's a ninja behind the hedge and he's comin', he's comin' for me) (he's comin' for me!) KATANA! and a THROWING STAR! (there's a ninja in the basement, there's a ninja in the tree, there's a ninja behind the hedge and he's comin', he's comin' for me) (he's comin' for me!) KATANA! and a THROWING STAR! THERE's a NINJA IN THE BASEMENT! HEE-YAH!
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I met a monkey made of pine His best friend was a little girl She had no legs But she had both arms And the prettiest little curls I told them, "Hey I am looking For the Dark Diamond." They thought they could help But... "It's a Treacherous Trek!" We all hopped on To their airship (it was powered by marbles) We threw up our sails (and arms) And now there is no turning back (y'all) This Is An Adventure! This Is An Adventure! And there's no turning back! This Is An Adventure!

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This is the first release from the forth coming album "Rise of the Lava Men!"

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released August 13, 2012

Recorded by Craig Kyllonen @ Seaside Lounge
Mixed by Paradise Dan @ Dino Skeleton Studios
Cover Art by Jeremy Murphy and Epic Swanson

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Uncle Monsterface Brooklyn, New York

Uncle Monsterface is many things: a sock puppet, a giant monster, a creative collective, a power inside of us all. But for our purposes here, Uncle Monsterface is the musical flailing arm of Monsterface Industries. At night it whispers riddles. A rock band known for fun and eclectic music often featuring a sassy multimedia stage show, it's Rush meets TMBG making a baby that plays with puppets. ... more

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