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133 - BPM

Step into my kitchen…
La cocina…
Gotta cook the beef!
Gotta cut the cheese!
(ha ha! That's a joke...)
The life of the Chef is the best!

Gotta cut your teeth!
Gotta clean the grease!
(oh no!)
The life of the Chef is a mess!

Ennui Surprise
Dab a tear from your
Dry rub
A chicken thigh
And cry…
Baby cry…

Cook the beef!
Clean the grease!

The life of the Chef is the best! It's a mess…the best…a mess it's the best it's a mess…



from RISE of the LAVA MEN, released August 4, 2014


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Uncle Monsterface Brooklyn, New York

Uncle Monsterface is fun, high energy nerd rock that stares you down from across the bar and dares you not to have a good time with them. They make songs about ninjas, Nintendo, D&D, lobsters, and life. Their live shows often include giant dancing monsters, notably one that shares the name with the band, and is also a sock puppet. Listen up and get down. ... more

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